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About Me

I am a fish. You wouldn't think to look at me,what with the clothes and the hair on top of my head and all that? But it's true. I'm a fish. I'm not sure what type, maybe a cod. What are you? My mother grew up in a pinball parlor, but then she died her hair purple, learned to fly a plane, and the rest, as they say, is history. My father, i never knew, except this one time he threw a ball and told me to go get it. " Dad," i said. "Am I a dog?" "Daughter," he said. "I apoligize." We haven't spoken a word to each other since. Can you tell this is all a lie? (except the fish part; i really am a fish) If so, then you are a smart genius like myself. If not, then you need to look sarcasm up in the dictionary. Now, as you are reading this, you're probaly thinking "F*__*__*__*__*___*__* (Give me a call if you need me to explain what the missing letters are there. I didn't want to risk writing the actual word as the shock would kill you.)

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